December 2010
3 posts
My Mom Does the Darndest Things: Her Desktop
Alright. So this is the mess that is my mother’s computer. Take a close look. Things you will notice: -Netscape 7.2 (no longer exists) -Every. Other. Browser. Is present. -Flash (she cannot use this) -Bitcomet (she cannot use this) -iTunes (does not own iPod) Things you can’t see in this picture: -There were TWO virus scanners running. This made the computer think it had...
Dec 25th
WatchWatch
Julia claims she’s going to read ‘War and Peace’ by the time school resumes on January 10, 2011. As one of those classic works that no one ever actually finishes, much like my own failed attempts with ‘Don Quixote,’ our party line was “Sure you are.”  Challenge accepted. - B
Dec 25th
Public Service Announcement
Hello readers, Julia here. There’s something really serious I need to talk about. More serious than HPV. More serious than Harper’s new prisons. More serious even than all the child soldiers in the world playing all the violins in the world. That’s right. Today, I want to talk about Chicken Toast. Yup. So let’s go over this: fully cooked rectangular chicken cutlets ...
Dec 4th